The Maze (2010)

Directed by Stephen Shimek, Written by Katy Baldwin and Timothy Gutierrez. Starring Shalaina Castle, Brandon Sean Pearson, and Clare Niederpruem.

Plot: a group of “kids” go to a corn maze after hours for a game of tag with deadly results! lol i couldn’t help myself

the-maze

First off kids is in quotation marks because they are all at least 30! Second the killer isn’t scary at all due in no small part to the fact that he looks 12 and any of them should have been able to stomp him out. Every time someone falls it’s mega injury time! There is no blood, which isn’t always necessary but in a movie like this, it is. There is zero character development and no real point. We sat there wondering why they followed the maze and didn’t just run through the corn. The end of the movie slows to a grinding halt compared to the rest of the movie where the first cop on the scene grabs the first person he sees and whisks them away, never mind if anyone else needs help and who cares about the fire. The one who is whisked away suddenly can’t talk, no denial of crime, no questions, no nothing. The movie took itself way too seriously and the twist is ridiculous, i won’t “ruin” it here, watch it if you dare. If you are looking for a payoff between beginning and end, look elsewhere, no dots are connected in this.

Tara almost didn’t hate it with a score of 20/100, i flat out despised it and gave it a ZERO

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1. If I could manage it, I'd love to learn a new language. 2. My favorite piece of clothing is my Philadelphia Eagles tee shirt. 3. The fictional place I'd most like to go to is the Starship Voyager so I could explore space. 4. I once spent exactly 6 hours (no more, no less) working at a Burger King. 5. If making people laugh were a sport, I'd win the gold every time. 6. My favorite drink is Yoo-Hoo. 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is Wonder. I loved the book, too. 8. My favorite bands are the Beach Boys and The Monkees. I've even seen The Monkees in concert. 9. Danny Trejo is my idol. He's overcome so much and he's super nice in person. 10. The most heartwarming thing I've ever seen is this old couple in the doctor's office. They were poking each other playfully and their love just filled the room.
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