Hellraiser 7: Deader (2005)

Written by Tim Day and Benjamin Carr. Directed by Rick Bota. Starring Doug Bradley and Kari Wuhrer.

Plot: A journalist goes to Romania to investigate a cult.

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The movie could be called 7 minutes of Pinhead. Let me say that we both hate Kari Wuhrer, she ruins everything she is in. Especially when she plays some “bad ass, tough as nails” reporter. She is not a good actress. A completely nonsensical plot. An entirely bullshit story line. Did have one exceptionally creepy part. A guy in this has unexplained power. They don’t bother giving reasons for a lot of the things in this movie. Plenty of boobs and gratuitous lesbian shots, even a penis lol. Hate-able protagonist, no rules, bad ending, movie is Swiss cheese. Tara hated it with a score of 20/100 and i wasn’t much better with a low 33/100, we recommend you watch the gag real instead of the movie.

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About DJVoorhees13

I don't believe in long winded reviews. I love Jason Voorhees. My favorite Friday is Friday 4: The Final Chapter (even though it isn’t), but I even like Friday 5: A New Beginning. I know the killer is not technically Jason, but you gotta love little Reckless and the blonde woman who keeps throwing him around. My guilty pleasures are Return of the Living Dead Parts 1 – 3. I know they’re not everyone’s favorites, but I can watch them over and over again with no reprieve. I also happen to think that Return of the Living Dead 3 characters Julie and Curt have one of the greatest love story ever told. When I’m not watching horror movies, I’m usually watching old TV shows or reading books/comics. Currently watching Star Trek: Voyager and reading anything by Dante Alighieri.
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