Hellraiser : Revelations (2011)

Written by Gary J. Tunnicliffe. Directed by Victor Garcia. Starring Stephan Smith Collins and Tracey Fairaway

Plot: Two friends discover a puzzle box in Mexico, which opens a gateway to Hell.

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An absolute travesty!!! Are you surprised by my conclusion? You shouldn’t be. This movie was terrible in every important way, bad acting, bad writing, terrible reinventions of beloved characters. I do not in any way hate remakes or re-imaginings but this is garbage pure and simple. You have pudgy Pinhead trying to improve upon the original Doug Bradley portrayed, Clive Barker written genius with sub par acting and writing. This Pinhead’s one liners are clumsy, melodramatic versions of a brilliant idea. This is what happens when you let just anyone make a movie. The only thing that looks halfway decent are some of the effects which they waste on Pinhead by making him look like a bloody over filled jelly donut. We both hated this movie and gave it a big fat ZERO. 0/100  Do not watch this for your own damn good.

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About DJVoorhees13

1. If I could manage it, I'd love to learn a new language. 2. My favorite piece of clothing is my Philadelphia Eagles tee shirt. 3. The fictional place I'd most like to go to is the Starship Voyager so I could explore space. 4. I once spent exactly 6 hours (no more, no less) working at a Burger King. 5. If making people laugh were a sport, I'd win the gold every time. 6. My favorite drink is Yoo-Hoo. 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is Wonder. I loved the book, too. 8. My favorite bands are the Beach Boys and The Monkees. I've even seen The Monkees in concert. 9. Danny Trejo is my idol. He's overcome so much and he's super nice in person. 10. The most heartwarming thing I've ever seen is this old couple in the doctor's office. They were poking each other playfully and their love just filled the room.
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