Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008)

Written by Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan.Directed by John Gulager. Starring Clu Gulager, Carl Anthony Payne II, Martin Klebba and Judah Friedlander

Plot: The monsters invade a nearby town chock full of “interesting” people.


Sadly this movie lives up to it’s subtitle, it is indeed sloppy. Where the first one succeeded, this one fails. They kill a baby and a dog needlessly.”That mother fucker killed the baby, what the fuck!?!?”. a direct quote from me during the movie. That may not bother everyone but to us its bullshit.  The monsters even rape cats, so yea a lot of pointless weird crap. The movie is incredibly gross, even more so than the first but with less meaning to it all. Tara went in not expecting much and got her wish.

No motive, no rules, not nearly as enjoyable as the first and there was little to no story. I did however enjoy the bikers chicks…nude biker chicks lol, they were a lone bright spot for me, namely Chainsaw Chelsea Richards, look her up, shes hot. But a beautiful redhead couldn’t save this move from itself.  Tara gave it 24/100 and i gave a 37/100. Avoid it unless you wanna see alotta gross and some hotness but save yourself and just look at pictures of em haha.


About DJVoorhees13

1. If I could manage it, I'd love to learn a new language. 2. My favorite piece of clothing is my Philadelphia Eagles tee shirt. 3. The fictional place I'd most like to go to is the Starship Voyager so I could explore space. 4. I once spent exactly 6 hours (no more, no less) working at a Burger King. 5. If making people laugh were a sport, I'd win the gold every time. 6. My favorite drink is Yoo-Hoo. 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is Wonder. I loved the book, too. 8. My favorite bands are the Beach Boys and The Monkees. I've even seen The Monkees in concert. 9. Danny Trejo is my idol. He's overcome so much and he's super nice in person. 10. The most heartwarming thing I've ever seen is this old couple in the doctor's office. They were poking each other playfully and their love just filled the room.
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