Silent Night (2012)

Directed by Steven C. Miller.  Written by Jayson Rothwell.  Starring Jamie King, Malcolm McDowell, Donal Logue and Brendan Fehr (for like a minute).

Plot: basically it’s just about the police tracking a killer in a Santa suit

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“Santa” goes on a killing spree in this movie, but for the most, his motives aren’t all bad.  He spends a reasonable amount of time killing pervs, adulterers, rapists and other amoral characters.  Of course, he does end up going after the good guys too, and then he must be stopped.

Murders are committed with genius innovation.  Santa uses everything from wood chippers to cattle prods to take people out.  It’s all pretty awesome.  Honestly, me and DJ consider it to be one of the best Christmas horror movies ever.  It has a great cast, great effects, it followed rules, there were boob shots and a good ending, too.

It was just plain fun.  I give it an 85/100 and DJ gives it an 82.

“Don’t put avocado on the burger!”

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About TaraRomero

I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero. 1. When I'm alone I like to sing really loudly to songs I know really well and pretend I'm actually good at it. 2. I am a bonified Hiddlestoner. 3. I have kept a journal for the last 25 years and I still own every one of them. 4. I like ordering travel magazines and picking out trips I'm going to take when I'm rich. 5. I'm currently worrying about my brother. I always worry about my brother. He's younger and it's my job. 6. If I knew I was dying in one hour, I would type a very strange email and then go spend time with my family (including my fur babies). 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is The Giant Mechanical Man. 8. I am obsessed with Bob's Burgers and I watch one episode every night before I go to bed. 9. If I had a son I'd name him Malachai (as in Christian Mythology). If I had a daughter I'd name her Antigone (as in Greek Mythology). 10. My favorite band is and I supposed always will be, Matchbox Twenty. However, the music has become more upbeat lately and I don't like it as much. Just being honest.
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