The Gingerdead Man (2005)

Directed by Charles Band (infamous for the strange).  Written by William Butler and August White (and it should not have taken 2 people to write this).  Starring Gary Busey (yeah).

Plot: an executed murderer’s ashes get mixed into some dough and baked and out comes the Gingerdead Man

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It sounds like a funny sort of movie, but it doesn’t really sound like a good movie.  And it isn’t.  It’s actually sort of boring considering there’s a gingerbread man running around killing people.  A few parts are quite funny, but not enough for us to recommend it.

The “love story” is depressing to watch.  It physically hurt watching Amos and Sarah together, but not together.  And no one even got naked.  You’d think in a movie like this there would be some boob shoots, but nope.

Lastly, there are far too many times that people could just run away.  Maybe trap the mean little gingerbread man and call the police.  But no one does it.  It’s super unrealistic.

We gave it a 35/100.  We didn’t hate it, but it didn’t quite feed our appetite.

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About TaraRomero

I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero. 1. When I'm alone I like to sing really loudly to songs I know really well and pretend I'm actually good at it. 2. I am a bonified Hiddlestoner. 3. I have kept a journal for the last 25 years and I still own every one of them. 4. I like ordering travel magazines and picking out trips I'm going to take when I'm rich. 5. I'm currently worrying about my brother. I always worry about my brother. He's younger and it's my job. 6. If I knew I was dying in one hour, I would type a very strange email and then go spend time with my family (including my fur babies). 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is The Giant Mechanical Man. 8. I am obsessed with Bob's Burgers and I watch one episode every night before I go to bed. 9. If I had a son I'd name him Malachai (as in Christian Mythology). If I had a daughter I'd name her Antigone (as in Greek Mythology). 10. My favorite band is and I supposed always will be, Matchbox Twenty. However, the music has become more upbeat lately and I don't like it as much. Just being honest.
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