My Bloody Valentine (2009)

Written by Todd Farmer and Zane Smith. Directed by Patrick Lussier.

Starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Tom Atkins, Megan Boone, Edi Gathegi and Todd Farmer.

Plot: On the 10th Anniversary of a Valentine’s Day Massacre, The murders start up again.


I didn’t feel sorry for this little town of stupid people. They blame Tom/Jensen ackles for the first set of killings that were completely not his fault and beside that they aren’t very smart anyway. Kerr Smith is a douche and what he is up to is never really revealed which sucks so no points there. We aren’t sure why the killer killed who they killed, bleh, mouthful haha. Thus making the motive shaky at best. At the end when the killer is fighting with someone, another person just stands there and is of no help whatsoever.

My sister thinks Jensen Ackles is “so hot” and a lot of girls probly do, whatever lol. Some awesome kills but we didn’t really like anyone. It had zero Freddy Claws and a poor story, but good acting and overall production value.

We both thought it was mediocre but could understand someone liking it more than us. Tara gave it 50/100 and i gave it a 54/100.


About DJVoorhees13

I don't believe in long winded reviews. I love Jason Voorhees. My favorite Friday is Friday 4: The Final Chapter (even though it isn’t), but I even like Friday 5: A New Beginning. I know the killer is not technically Jason, but you gotta love little Reckless and the blonde woman who keeps throwing him around. My guilty pleasures are Return of the Living Dead Parts 1 – 3. I know they’re not everyone’s favorites, but I can watch them over and over again with no reprieve. I also happen to think that Return of the Living Dead 3 characters Julie and Curt have one of the greatest love story ever told. When I’m not watching horror movies, I’m usually watching old TV shows or reading books/comics. Currently watching Star Trek: Voyager and reading anything by Dante Alighieri.
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