My Bloody Valentine (2009)

Written by Todd Farmer and Zane Smith. Directed by Patrick Lussier.

Starring Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Tom Atkins, Megan Boone, Edi Gathegi and Todd Farmer.

Plot: On the 10th Anniversary of a Valentine’s Day Massacre, The murders start up again.


I didn’t feel sorry for this little town of stupid people. They blame Tom/Jensen ackles for the first set of killings that were completely not his fault and beside that they aren’t very smart anyway. Kerr Smith is a douche and what he is up to is never really revealed which sucks so no points there. We aren’t sure why the killer killed who they killed, bleh, mouthful haha. Thus making the motive shaky at best. At the end when the killer is fighting with someone, another person just stands there and is of no help whatsoever.

My sister thinks Jensen Ackles is “so hot” and a lot of girls probly do, whatever lol. Some awesome kills but we didn’t really like anyone. It had zero Freddy Claws and a poor story, but good acting and overall production value.

We both thought it was mediocre but could understand someone liking it more than us. Tara gave it 50/100 and i gave it a 54/100.


About DJVoorhees13

1. If I could manage it, I'd love to learn a new language. 2. My favorite piece of clothing is my Philadelphia Eagles tee shirt. 3. The fictional place I'd most like to go to is the Starship Voyager so I could explore space. 4. I once spent exactly 6 hours (no more, no less) working at a Burger King. 5. If making people laugh were a sport, I'd win the gold every time. 6. My favorite drink is Yoo-Hoo. 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is Wonder. I loved the book, too. 8. My favorite bands are the Beach Boys and The Monkees. I've even seen The Monkees in concert. 9. Danny Trejo is my idol. He's overcome so much and he's super nice in person. 10. The most heartwarming thing I've ever seen is this old couple in the doctor's office. They were poking each other playfully and their love just filled the room.
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