Rites of Spring (2011)

Written and Directed by Padraig Reynolds. Starring AJ Bowen, Anessa Ramsey and Sonny Marinelli.

Plot: Two different kidnappings converge into one hell of a shit storm.


I absolutely love the killers weapon this movie and it has great innovation as well, Good acting throughout, we LOVE the blonde girl Rachel, she had the best reactions to everything that happens she made us laugh. We thought it was a 70’s style exploitation movie from the cover but it totally isn’t. It’s a solid slasher movie.

Every Spring this monster needs to eat people to keep a “balance” And two girls are kidnapped to feed him, meanwhile some other people kidnap a little girl but they end up right next door to the monster and that sucks for them but who cares they are criminals lol.

This movie has stupid criminals who did stupid things. We only liked one girl because the rest were killers and or kidnappers. It could have been longer, we would have liked more back story on “Worm Face”.

We thought it was very realistic and had a great script with some great effects and is highly rewatchable.

We both nearly loved it with Tara giving it a 72/100 and me liking it a bit more with a 77/100.


About DJVoorhees13

I don't believe in long winded reviews. I love Jason Voorhees. My favorite Friday is Friday 4: The Final Chapter (even though it isn’t), but I even like Friday 5: A New Beginning. I know the killer is not technically Jason, but you gotta love little Reckless and the blonde woman who keeps throwing him around. My guilty pleasures are Return of the Living Dead Parts 1 – 3. I know they’re not everyone’s favorites, but I can watch them over and over again with no reprieve. I also happen to think that Return of the Living Dead 3 characters Julie and Curt have one of the greatest love story ever told. When I’m not watching horror movies, I’m usually watching old TV shows or reading books/comics. Currently watching Star Trek: Voyager and reading anything by Dante Alighieri.
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