Salvage (2009)

Written and directed by Lawrence Gough.

Plot: a container washes ashore on a small British beach and the beast inside it is let loose

SALVAGE

This movie was a complete waste of time.  What’s worse is that we were in it for the first bit.  The acting was good.  We thought the story was headed in a good direction.  Boy, were we wrong.  It turned out to be without a story.  It was sort of like someone opened a book, read you Chapter 3-10 and then stopped, even though there were 20 chapters in all.

There were no rules.  No Freddy Claws.  No likable characters.  And the only thing we learned from this movie was that, once again, the military is NOT to be trusted in horrific times.

It isn’t getting the worse score from us, but we don’t recommend it.  Not unless you enjoy being completely unsatisfied.  We gave it a 33/100.

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About TaraRomero

I love 28 Days Later and insist that they are zombies. Infected zombies, but zombies. It's not like they're coming back, are they? No. I also have a strange obsession with Brainscan because I have a stranger obsession with Edward Furlong (mostly pre-drugged up Edward - bless his heart, I've met him and he's lovely and I'll love him till I die). Besides horror I'm addicted to writing about everything I see and think and feel. Also, I read a lot and watch too many game shows. Currently reading Poe and watching Idiotest.
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