Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday(1993)

Directed by Adam Marcus.  Written by Adam Marcus, Jay Huguely and Dean Lorey.  Starring John D. LeMay, Steven Williams and Kane Hodder.

Plot: LOL – apparently Jason has more of a family than just his dead mother and that introduces us to a whole new world of horrors


If you’re one of the people who think that Jason X was the worst of the franchise, you may have subconsciously removed this one from your brain.  This movie is just silly it’s so stupid.  All the magical shit out of nowhere, the dagger, Jason eating hearts to switch bodies, that black tongue/worm thing, etc. etc.

And the end!!  Can we talk about the end!!  I don’t really EVER want you to watch this one, so I’m giving it away.  A freaky little Jasonesque baby creature, crawls outside of one person just to crawl inside the vagina of another person.  Yes.  True story.

The movie only really gets points because Jason, duh… and because it had some cool kills, it was funny (if only unintentionally), I love John D. LeMay, DJ loves boobs and the “Freddy cameo” was pretty sweet.

Together, me and DJ give it a whopping 25/100 and tell you that during your Friday marathon, you could skip this one altogether and miss absolutely nothing but grossness.


About TaraRomero

I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero. 1. When I'm alone I like to sing really loudly to songs I know really well and pretend I'm actually good at it. 2. I am a bonified Hiddlestoner. 3. I have kept a journal for the last 25 years and I still own every one of them. 4. I like ordering travel magazines and picking out trips I'm going to take when I'm rich. 5. I'm currently worrying about my brother. I always worry about my brother. He's younger and it's my job. 6. If I knew I was dying in one hour, I would type a very strange email and then go spend time with my family (including my fur babies). 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is The Giant Mechanical Man. 8. I am obsessed with Bob's Burgers and I watch one episode every night before I go to bed. 9. If I had a son I'd name him Malachai (as in Christian Mythology). If I had a daughter I'd name her Antigone (as in Greek Mythology). 10. My favorite band is and I supposed always will be, Matchbox Twenty. However, the music has become more upbeat lately and I don't like it as much. Just being honest.
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