The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)

Written and directed by Jose Prendes.  Starring Alex Arleo, Stephanie Greco and Jason Owsley.

Plot: a tour guide breaks herself and some friends into a haunted house to do a bit of ghosting… and shit goes awry

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This movie is an unintentional comedy.  There’s some creepy pics from it floating around the internet, but don’t let them fool you.  This will NOT scare you.  Not the true blue horror fan anyway.  But it will make you laugh and that was enough for us.

We watched this with a friend on one of our traditional horror movie nights and were not disappointed.  Maybe it got a little boost because the other 2 movies we picked were crap. Who knows?  What I do know is that there were boob shots done in the very unsophisticated way we love.  There’s a crazy, drunk, Carlton, Urkel guy who screams intensely at the ghost.  There’s a guy who look likes Seal, who we’re supposed to follow as the psychic, who just may be the greatest actor in the world.  And there’s the male lead (shown above) who has very odd facial expressions.  We especially like what we have dubbed his “I need to shit on a cold day” face.

Sure the ghosts fingerprints look like caviar.  And sure, the ending sucks.  And sure, for some odd reason, the credits song sounds like it’s being sung by Jem and the Holograms. But that stuff is CLASSIC given the right stuff around it.  And this had at least some of the right stuff.

So, DJ gave it a 60, I gave it a 64 and if you’d like to know our friend gave it a 67/100. Totally worth the watch.

“I’m just gonna go before I get murdered.”

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About TaraRomero

I love 28 Days Later and insist that they are zombies. Infected zombies, but zombies. It's not like they're coming back, are they? No. I also have a strange obsession with Brainscan because I have a stranger obsession with Edward Furlong (mostly pre-drugged up Edward - bless his heart, I've met him and he's lovely and I'll love him till I die). Besides horror I'm addicted to writing about everything I see and think and feel. Also, I read a lot and watch too many game shows. Currently reading Poe and watching Idiotest.
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One Response to The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)

  1. Jona says:

    I couldn’t resist commenting. Exceptionally well written!

    Like

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