Honeymoon (2014)

Directed by Leigh Janiak.  Written by Janiak and Phil Graziadei.  Starring Harry Treadaway and Rose Leslie.

Plot: on their honeymoon Bea disappears and when Paul finally finds her she seems a little odd

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The great thing about Honeymoon is the relationship.  It’s pretty much just 2 people you’re watching the whole movie and you never get bored.  At least we didn’t.  We were actually very caught up in their marriage, hoping for the best, only to watch it be invaded.

If we were Paul we would have called EVERYONE who had ever met Bea just to prove that she was acting strange as hell.  But he didn’t.  And he paid the price with a…

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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…a very shitty ending.  We are so tired of the same alien bullshit.  I feel like we’re stuck in the X-Files.  Is it aliens?!  Of course it’s fucking aliens!

This was very well acted and well made.  I wonder why they couldn’t use their natural accent, but whatever.  Bygones.  I’m more pissed that there were no rules, which is usual with alien movies.  And we were very pissed off with the ending of course.  Not everything has to end happily.  The world of movies would be boring if they did.  But come on!  This was just too horrible for words.  And it was completely expected.  You want to do something new and exciting, try surprising me with an ending I never saw coming.  How about that.

We didn’t like it.  I gave it a 31/100.  DJ only gave it a 25.

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About TaraRomero

I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero. 1. When I'm alone I like to sing really loudly to songs I know really well and pretend I'm actually good at it. 2. I am a bonified Hiddlestoner. 3. I have kept a journal for the last 25 years and I still own every one of them. 4. I like ordering travel magazines and picking out trips I'm going to take when I'm rich. 5. I'm currently worrying about my brother. I always worry about my brother. He's younger and it's my job. 6. If I knew I was dying in one hour, I would type a very strange email and then go spend time with my family (including my fur babies). 7. The best non-horror movie I've seen recently is The Giant Mechanical Man. 8. I am obsessed with Bob's Burgers and I watch one episode every night before I go to bed. 9. If I had a son I'd name him Malachai (as in Christian Mythology). If I had a daughter I'd name her Antigone (as in Greek Mythology). 10. My favorite band is and I supposed always will be, Matchbox Twenty. However, the music has become more upbeat lately and I don't like it as much. Just being honest.
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