Death On Demand (2008)

Directed by Adam Matalon.  Written by Matalon, Kevin Burke and Brian O’Hara.  Starring Anne McDaniels, Krista Grotte, Jerry Broome and Elisabeth Jamison.

Plot: 6 people compete in a web broadcast contest (while in a haunted house, of course) and someone starts killing them


The shy lesbian and the porn star.

This is a small, little movie filled with giant inconsistencies.  It kept changing the rules as it went along.  Why was his soul trapped in a doll?  You ain’t Chucky, bitch!  You wish you were, but you ain’t.

They kept making things up to.  Riddles and whatnot.  Like the opposite of a mountain being a molehill.  No.  It is not.  The opposite of a mountain is a valley.  Don’t try to be cute.

The characters are so bad.  There’s the shy lesbian who pouts a little after every single sentence.  The porn star who’s looking to sex EVERYBODY.  The jock who overacts every one of his lines.  His ditz of a girlfriend that is a mad at him because he can’t get it up.  The host of the contest who is the quintessential car salesman.  And of course there’s the psychic girl who just feels something is in the house with them.  And her boyfriend who really has NO character at all and whose name is Biff.

The script is so bad.  The delivery is so bad.  Everything is so bad.

Somehow DJ deemed it worthy of a 20, but I gave it an 11/100.


About TaraRomero

I suppose I could list my favorite movies here, but instead I'll give you a strange glimpse into what makes me TaraRomero. 1. I love comic books. I'm particularly into anything X-Men related and everything Harley Quinn. 2. My celebrity crush is Chris Evans (AKA Captain America). He's even more political than I am and he's not afraid to show it, plus he's really, really hot. 3. I love baseball and more importantly the Boston Red Sox, even though I've never even been to Boston. LOL 4. If I won the lottery tomorrow, after paying off my debts, I'd buy a smallish house somewhere in Southern California. I have got to get out of Texas. 5. My cartoon hero is Tina Belcher. Her and I share a soul. 6. I've been rescuing dogs since I was a teenager and firmly believe that fur babies belong inside and on the furniture. 7. I'm very much addicted to Hallmark Channel. I love their sappy movies, especially the Christmas ones. 8. I have 2 tattoos. An "E" on my ankle for my first lost fur baby. And a ladybug on my wrist named George after George Romero told me he liked it. May he RIP. 9. I'm a bit of a night owl. Not that I go out a lot, it's just that I prefer to be up at night and asleep during the day. I'm a vampire like that. 10. I have an unhealthy relationship with potato chips. My favorite are Herr's Sour Cream & Onion.
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